numb & poop

Well, this should work out perfectly. I'm not supposed to eat for awhile until my mouth isn't numb any longer (my right nostril is numb too), but then I'm not supposed to eat period because I'm having my first roto-rooter done tomorrow.

Yup, I hit the magical age of 50, so now I do things that I need to do 'cos it's time. So I get to have a colonoscopy. I am currently trying to swallow the delectable GoLYTELY solution... a gallon of it. ugh. oh well. whaddayagonna do...

puke.
and then poop.
hopefully.